Title:SEC Roll Call
Genre:Comedy
Overview:The SEC just set a new AP Poll record with eleven ranked teams at the same time—and the conference office is feeling pretty proud. But Oklahoma can’t stop blasting shotguns, Tennessee is out here breaking every record in sight, Florida looks comatose, Georgia is barking about it, and Kentucky is stuck under a gas station heat lamp with Mark Stoops. Auburn’s mad about losing a shutout, Alabama’s stuck in a crisis, Mississippi State is demanding to be ranked (cowbells included), and Vanderbilt is introducing the world to sweet baby Diego. LSU is proud of their tuba player, South Carolina asks you to review only their final score, Arkansas claims fatherhood over Arkansas State, and Missouri unleashes years of pent-up hatred on Kansas.